Fans, lovers, gulpers one and all! We now have our very own merchandise to brighten up your banal and unseemly little lives. Whether it be a T-Shirt (in a vast array of colours), a fridge magnet cum bottle opener or a wee bonnie badge, we have everything your little hearts desire. So, just pick what you like, tell us the colour and quantity and email us at and Bobs' your uncle, we'll get you kitted out before you can say - no thanks, i've changed my mind. 


100% cotton, Fruit of the Loom T-shirts available in every colour (see photos below) and size (s,m,l,xl,xxl,xxxl,is there another one?) under the sun. 

Fridge Magnet Bottle Openers - £2.50

These little beauties, stick to any modern fridge, laptop or other magnetic type thing. They also crack open bottles - what more do you want. Available in four 'to die for' colours (white, blue, yellow and hot pink!). Size wise these are roughly the size of a juicy tomato (cut in half) or a medium slice of cucumber. 

BADGES 25mm - £1.50

These little beauties are the perfect accompaniment to a battered jacket, a school bag or an adult's satchel/briefcase, for the business man who still has a 'funny side'. Not, we repeat, NOT to be worn in or around the eyes. Colours available (yellow, white, blue, hot pink).

For all orders please email with the quantities and colours desired. Prices do not include P&P.