MERCHANDISE

Fans, lovers, gulpers one and all! We now have our very own merchandise to brighten up your banal and unseemly little lives. Whether it be a T-Shirt (in a vast array of colours), a fridge magnet cum bottle opener or a wee bonnie badge, we have everything your little hearts desire. So, just pick what you like, tell us the colour and quantity and email us at thehotgulp@gmail.com and Bobs' your uncle, we'll get you kitted out before you can say - no thanks, i've changed my mind. 

T-Shirts

100% cotton, Fruit of the Loom T-shirts available in every colour (see photos below) and size (s,m,l,xl,xxl,xxxl,is there another one?) under the sun. 

Fridge Magnet Bottle Openers - £2.50

These little beauties, stick to any modern fridge, laptop or other magnetic type thing. They also crack open bottles - what more do you want. Available in four 'to die for' colours (white, blue, yellow and hot pink!). Size wise these are roughly the size of a juicy tomato (cut in half) or a medium slice of cucumber. 

BADGES 25mm - £1.50

These little beauties are the perfect accompaniment to a battered jacket, a school bag or an adult's satchel/briefcase, for the business man who still has a 'funny side'. Not, we repeat, NOT to be worn in or around the eyes. Colours available (yellow, white, blue, hot pink).

For all orders please email thehotgulp@gmail.com with the quantities and colours desired. Prices do not include P&P.